Whatever happened to Y2K?

When the world failed to end, I expected someone would put together a witty documentary about all the nuts who sold everything they owned and moved to Norway, built fallout shelters in the desert, stockpiled enough food to last for six months, and so on. So far, I haven’t seen any sign that anyone else was amused enough by the whole thing to record a movie-length schadenfreude special. This disappoints me.