Owl and Oar
s: “I’ve got to find a floppy drive and copy that stuff off that disk.”
m: “I was going to get you one of those USB keychain things, for carrying files between home and work.”
[Glances at store display.]
m: “Ack, Valentine’s Day. I’d forgotten about that thing. Maybe I should get you a USB keychain.”
s: “For Valentine’s Day?”
m: “Well, I could fill it with porn.”